Frozen: A Winter Romance Anthology

Happy Black Friday, everyone! Or, as I like to think of it, Food Regret Friday. Thanks for coming to the next stop of the Frozen blog tour. Welcome to my website if this is your first visit. It can be a dark, twisted place, but hopefully you’ll find some laughs along the way. Was anyone […]

The Sneer

The sneer was my breaking point. This all happened a couple of weeks ago, so before you continue reading, just know I’m perfectly fine now. I was really okay then, too, but I thought I would share since we’ve all had days (weeks, months?) like this. The prior week had ended in spectacularly shitty fashion. […]

A Workable Solution For Weight Loss

A few weeks ago on a Sunday morning, as I do every Sunday morning, I weighed myself. I have been working hard for about two years to lose weight, and it has been steadily working, but in the past six months, I haven’t lost a pound. I wasn’t ready to give up, but I was […]

To the Beachside Burglar

Dear Purse Snatcher- Are you having a good day? My guess is probably not because you’re the type of person who steals purses, so every day is undoubtedly a nightmare the likes of which I can never comprehend. That’s a real bummer, I’m genuinely sorry your life has led to this. Look, I know better […]

The Substance of Things Hoped For

A little vignette that perfectly sums up how the world views a Royals fan: Over the winter, I switched from Time Warner Cable to DirecTV, partly because I was fed up with TWC, but mostly because I wanted to get the NFL Sunday Ticket. I was tired of watching the Chiefs in smoky bars (yep, […]

Fuck This Shit

Fuck this shit. Seriously. Fuck all this shit. -Nicole Angeleen Related posts: I’m Going To Die In This Kinkos You Had to be a Big Shot, Didn’t Ya? Let’s Go On A Rampage! My Lifestyle Choice is Flip Flops

To The Toe Crunching Chowderhead

Dear Woman in Wedges, Wedge heels are ugly. The thin wedges I can tolerate, if tolerate them I must. However, the huge, chunky wedges–hearkening memories of the Pilgrim style square heels of the late nineties, abominations that they were­–are ghastly. I know you think they go with everything. They don’t. I know 99% of the […]